"MLGCarGuy" (thejdmguy)
05/09/2015 at 12:03 • Filed to: None
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"MLGCarGuy" (thejdmguy)
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Read this Yelp review and witness the...intelligence.
E. Julius
> MLGCarGuy
05/09/2015 at 12:07 |
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wut
Krieger (@FSKrieger22)
> MLGCarGuy
05/09/2015 at 12:09 |
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...at least I was planning on looking for some previous Mobile Manifold posts here before this. I suppose not having to meet her would be best for everyone here?
Roadster Man
> MLGCarGuy
05/09/2015 at 12:09 |
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I will never listen to anyone over the age of 8 who cannot distinguish between “you’re” and “your.”
But I agree, I’ll choose a CVT over a transmission any day!
Leadbull
> MLGCarGuy
05/09/2015 at 12:15 |
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You have to try to write that poorly.
E92M3
> MLGCarGuy
05/09/2015 at 12:18 |
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I learn something new everday. The Versa is basically a racecar!
McMike
> MLGCarGuy
05/09/2015 at 12:19 |
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Cleaned up the rest of that screenshot.
This is exactly why you READ the one star and five star ratings. So many of them are just nonsense, just like this one.
What do you think the salesman told her about CVT transmissions to get that out of her
1111111111111111111111
> MLGCarGuy
05/09/2015 at 12:26 |
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CVT could be cool. Think about being able to set your own gear ratios and stops. Then shift between them like a manual.
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MLGCarGuy
> McMike
05/09/2015 at 12:31 |
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Probably told her about that “Altima masquerading as a race car” commercial.
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MLGCarGuy
> Roadster Man
05/09/2015 at 12:32 |
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It’d be a shame if someone told her a CVT is still a transmission.
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MLGCarGuy
> E92M3
05/09/2015 at 12:33 |
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BRB going to tell everyone my sis’s Versa is a race car.
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MLGCarGuy
> 1111111111111111111111
05/09/2015 at 12:34 |
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That would be cool. But CVTs are exclusively used in affordable cars (aka not sporty) so probably not happening.
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1111111111111111111111
> MLGCarGuy
05/09/2015 at 12:37 |
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Yup. My drill press is CVT. It could be cool in a car, but yeah.
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McMike
> MLGCarGuy
05/09/2015 at 12:49 |
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Maybe the sales training litruature the salesmen got said something about it being banned in F1, and Williams tested with it?
Who the fuck knows, but that shit is frustrating.
Someone I know told me his new Mini Cooper 2door is the same thing as a BMW 2 series underneath.
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MLGCarGuy
> McMike
05/09/2015 at 12:55 |
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Any story told by the salesman must be true, they are professionally trained by the company. (just kidding)
As for the Mini, he probably thought his car was on a 2 series platform twisted around.
scoob
> Leadbull
05/09/2015 at 12:57 |
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At her age, yes.
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McMike
> MLGCarGuy
05/09/2015 at 13:03 |
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That’s what I thought at first, but the 2-series active tourer is very similar to the Mini underneath.
They don’t sell the active tourer (above) here, but it’s a great line to feed customers.
This is the 2-series naive customers probably assume it is.
Flat Six
> MLGCarGuy
05/09/2015 at 13:12 |
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Hone your cone!
I like that :)
Jayhawk Jake
> MLGCarGuy
05/09/2015 at 13:33 |
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*cough* WRX *cough*
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MLGCarGuy
> Jayhawk Jake
05/09/2015 at 13:34 |
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WRX + CVT =
No one should ever buy that.
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Jayhawk Jake
> MLGCarGuy
05/09/2015 at 14:08 |
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Eh. I haven't driven it, I can't say anything. In theory it could be pretty great, constantly at max torque, never out of boost
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MLGCarGuy
> Jayhawk Jake
05/09/2015 at 14:18 |
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It’s not like a Nissan CVT where punching the throttle shoots the RPM to the redline, the WRX CVT is programmed like a traditional auto so it “shifts”.
soundman98
> McMike
05/09/2015 at 15:52 |
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he definitely didn’t tell her about what happens to nissan variants of cvt’s!
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soundman98
> MLGCarGuy
05/09/2015 at 15:55 |
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well then, the standard mitsu lancer is rwd!!!! all hail the rwd lancer!! lol.. walked into a toyota dealership a while back, told the guy i was looking for a manual, rwd car.. he immediately shows me the lancer (with cut springs, plasti-dipped wheels, and ‘illest’ stickers, so you know it was babied!) as the only thing they’ve got on the lot that fit the bill.....
promoted by the color red
> MLGCarGuy
05/09/2015 at 17:50 |
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Yelp is where self-described “witty” people think their casual racism and psuedo-intellectualism somehow makes them God’s gift to the written word.
According to Yelp, you should never have to pay for any car maintenance, clutch replacements can be done without dropping the engine or transmission, and that a “proper” oil change should take thirty seconds since shops almost never have to service other customers at all.
pip bip - choose Corrour
> MLGCarGuy
05/10/2015 at 05:02 |
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genius!